Johnny Fairplay Got Dumped On His Stupid Face

Danny Bonaduce is the man, I swear.



Now this guy is only wrestling related cause he was in TNA for about 3 seconds, but any time I have a chance to post video of this guy getting throttled, it's a good day for the Diddy.

Johnny Fairplay is like a parasite. One of those parasites that comes around once every couple of years but that's all it takes cause the pain he brings down on you by his mere presence is enough to keep you limping till the next time he comes around. He's a bigger putz than Britney Spears. Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do, Johnny, come hump me into submission?

This is the guy who wanted to be a wrestler so badly, yet he doesn't even know how to take a fall without breaking his face. The only thing that would make this clip better is if Chyna came in afterwards and ripped his face off with nothing but her tongue. God bless you, Chyna!

Even God Has Cena Nuff

So the big news today is that John Cena, the man who won't back down, who won't quit, WHO FEARS NOTHING AND REGRETS LESS, WHO WILL CONTORT HIS FACE LIKE A RETARDED GORILLA IN EVERY PROMO NO MATTER HOW MUNDANE AND TRIVIAL THE MATCH MAY BE... has torn his pec muscle completely off and has already been stripped of the WWE Title.

Now, know that I do not ever actively root for anybody to be hurt. That said... FUCK YES! I hate it for the guy, but something HAD to be done to stop this ongoing Superman bullshit. And with Cena out of the way, maybe we can have, y'know, an actual interesting title feud? Orton, Trips, Edge (if they bring him back to Raw), Umaga, even Jeff Hardy... a multitude of guys who can be feuding over this belt and make it interesting.

Now if they just get rid of that God-awful spinner belt, life will be fantastic.