So the big news today is that John Cena, the man who won't back down, who won't quit, WHO FEARS NOTHING AND REGRETS LESS, WHO WILL CONTORT HIS FACE LIKE A RETARDED GORILLA IN EVERY PROMO NO MATTER HOW MUNDANE AND TRIVIAL THE MATCH MAY BE... has torn his pec muscle completely off and has already been stripped of the WWE Title.
Now, know that I do not ever actively root for anybody to be hurt. That said... FUCK YES! I hate it for the guy, but something HAD to be done to stop this ongoing Superman bullshit. And with Cena out of the way, maybe we can have, y'know, an actual interesting title feud? Orton, Trips, Edge (if they bring him back to Raw), Umaga, even Jeff Hardy... a multitude of guys who can be feuding over this belt and make it interesting.
Now if they just get rid of that God-awful spinner belt, life will be fantastic.
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