Saturday, January 12, 2008

Seriously, Who Is This Guy Blowing?





So, PWI has named John Cena the "Wrestler of the Year" for the third straight year. This is so absurd, we don't even need a punchline. Next they'll be naming Britney Spears the "Young Girls' Role Model of the Decade," or George Bush the "World Leader of Forever."

Okay... so I understand the Superman push. He's (kayfabe) made Khali and Youmanga look like Lenny Lane and the Brooklyn (or is it Boston?) Brawler. He never loses the title clean. He never loses clean period. But seriously... wrestler of the year? They couldn't give a nod to Randy Orton, who's stepped up his game a million percent this year?

Even when he's injured and off my TV, Jawn Cener finds ways to annoy the bejesus out of me.

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