Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I Hate You Tazz

Tazz is gone from World Wrestling Entertainment. His WWE contract expired today and he will not be at WrestleMania on Sunday. The buzz in the WWE locker room last night was that Tazz gave WWE officials notice a few weeks ago that he would not be renewing his deal. He is leaving on good terms.Tazz reportedly had been telling friends that he is burnt out and needs some time to recharge his batteries. That said, the door is still open for him to explore other options, including TNA Wrestling, Ring of Honor or even UFC. With Tazz gone, there will now be an open spot at the SmackDown announcer's table. One name that's been talked about is John Bradshaw Layfield, who is looking to retire from the ring this year and is a former SmackDown announcer himself.

So the situation we've run into is that we won't just be getting the occasional twenty minutes of JBL now, oh no, two solid hours of his amazing input. The kind of input that makes you want to push a q-tip into your ear until your brain bleeds. Right before you realized, oh crap... I coulda changed the channel.

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