Honky Washes Off The Horse Doody

This man with a replica belt is a liar? Naw.


In a follow up to Cory's earlier post about Eric Bischoff claiming Honky Tonk Man was NOT in talks with TNA and "couldn't draw flies if he were rolled in horse shit," Honky finally came clean. During an appearance on "The Shoot" radio show this week, Honky admitted to making the whole story up. He said he had "worked you f*****s all the way to the very end, there was no deal."

News flash, Honky: it's only a "work" if people believe it. At least with the dusting off of the Nasties, Hall and Pac, etc., they're Hogan cronies that we all expected to be brought on board. You're just Farva, dropping soap in the rookie's coffee (which he fully expected) and laughing saying "ha! I got you f*****s good, huh?" Now Mr. Tonk Man can fade back into obscurity with his replica title belts. Good riddance.

Say how you really feel, Eric.

In response to swirling rumors that Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan were interested in bringing the Honky Tonk Man aboard the sinking TNA ship, Bischoff politely suggest that he would rather drive a rusty icepick through his thigh than work with Honky Tonk Man. Bischoff went on to say that Honky "couldn't draw flies if he were rolled in horse shit." That's a direct quote, folks.

So, apparently when the official Honky Tonk Man website posted this little blurb:

"Honky Tonk Man is very close to signing a deal with TNA! HTM has been in contact with TNA since early December. More on this breaking news coming in the next few days."

They were rolling in a little horse shit, too.