As If We Haven't Already Cena Nuff

Just when you thought it was safe to go out on Twitter... WWE Golden Boy and Patron Saint of Goody Two-Shoes John Cena has joined the social networking site. And just what does this bastion of knowledge have to tell us in his all-important first post to his adoring public, his unfiltered, unbridled coming-out-party to the world?



"In pittsburg for raw". This grown-ass, half-educated, face of a global media conglomerate can't be bothered to spell Pittsburgh properly, capitalize proper nouns, or even use a period. If we want to be technical, "In pittsburg for raw" is only a sentence fragment. This is the face of the company? This is the image we want to push on our children and screaming fangirls?!

We're all doomed.

All the wrestling world's a-twitter

Just an update on what many in the wrestling world had to say about last night's historic evening:

@IAmJericho: The beat down of RVD 20 seconds into his debut in TNA was mind boggling. I dont understand how so many talented people can be so clueless

@TheRealRVD: Harmoniously, the world came together, as one, and chanted RVD Motherf$cker!

@JeffHardyBrand: ILoveSomeTNA..trust me my fans...I'm in an amazing place..believe in me&I refuse 2 let you down! This is a movement my fans...please join me where I am & let's make history together because I...we can't do this on our own..we need your commitment...I've always been cool with you...so I ax4 you to be cool with me now. Dixie is a badassBoss..LoveHer!...I need you my fans!...I can't do this alone!...4:58am....I like to believe&I think everyone loves anUnderdog....

@TheShannonBrand: I'm back!!!!!!!!!...Welcome to GlamRock!!!!!....@TNADixe [sic] is the most amazing boss ever.TNA TNA TNA!!!!!!!

@BethBrittBrand: Just had a wonderful time hanging with the TNA crew. Especially @TNADixie. Can't wait to see what's in store for tomorrow!

@OfficialTAZ: Glad u all loved the show...had a blast!!!....420 line getting some luv from FTW Nation! Cool.

@SerenaDeeb: Vintage Vince McMahon...hahaha wonderful

@TheRealMorrison: Black magic & the white shadow...? Rock 'n Rap...? Rush Hour 5...? Miami Twice...? We're schemin' on the way to Seattle- what do u think?


I know this is a little TNA heavy, but those seem to be the ones excited about their product. The only real twitter excitement from anyone in WWE seems to be Morrison trying to find a cutesy nickname for his slopped-together tag team with R-Truth. I'm trying to remain unbiased, but it's pretty sad that we're just 3 weeks away from "the Granddaddy of them all" and hardly anyone in the WWE seems to care... or they're just confining their opinions to their own "universe" while TNA takes advantage of the already existent popularity of Twitter and Youtube. I guess time will tell.

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