Johnny Fairplay Got Dumped On His Stupid Face

Danny Bonaduce is the man, I swear.



Now this guy is only wrestling related cause he was in TNA for about 3 seconds, but any time I have a chance to post video of this guy getting throttled, it's a good day for the Diddy.

Johnny Fairplay is like a parasite. One of those parasites that comes around once every couple of years but that's all it takes cause the pain he brings down on you by his mere presence is enough to keep you limping till the next time he comes around. He's a bigger putz than Britney Spears. Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do, Johnny, come hump me into submission?

This is the guy who wanted to be a wrestler so badly, yet he doesn't even know how to take a fall without breaking his face. The only thing that would make this clip better is if Chyna came in afterwards and ripped his face off with nothing but her tongue. God bless you, Chyna!

Even God Has Cena Nuff

So the big news today is that John Cena, the man who won't back down, who won't quit, WHO FEARS NOTHING AND REGRETS LESS, WHO WILL CONTORT HIS FACE LIKE A RETARDED GORILLA IN EVERY PROMO NO MATTER HOW MUNDANE AND TRIVIAL THE MATCH MAY BE... has torn his pec muscle completely off and has already been stripped of the WWE Title.

Now, know that I do not ever actively root for anybody to be hurt. That said... FUCK YES! I hate it for the guy, but something HAD to be done to stop this ongoing Superman bullshit. And with Cena out of the way, maybe we can have, y'know, an actual interesting title feud? Orton, Trips, Edge (if they bring him back to Raw), Umaga, even Jeff Hardy... a multitude of guys who can be feuding over this belt and make it interesting.

Now if they just get rid of that God-awful spinner belt, life will be fantastic.

Undertaker's Not Allowed To Love His Wife

In recent issues of WWE magazine(s), and the most recent pictures on wwe.com (such as the one above, from last night's Smackdown), The Undertaker's tattoo of "Sara" has been photoshopped off from his neck. He still has the tattoo, obviously, as anyone who watched Unforgiven or Smackdown can plainly see. But, for some unknown reason, there's no "Sara" in these pictures.

*Knock knock* Vince? Yeah, hi. Me again. I hate to tell you, but kayfabe died a horrible painful death several years ago. You can give Taker back his deadman gimmick, but we all remember that he had short hair and rode a bike to the ring, and that his wife was "kidnapped" by DDP. We know that Mark Calloway is married. We know the Undertaker has been "killed" and "come back to life" more times than Carter's got pills. We... don't care.

Please, stop insulting our intelligence.

Random Hotness (female edition)!

That's Leticia Cline, TNA personality. I'm pretty much in love with her. You should really go vote for her for Maxim's "hometown hotties" contest. Follow this link and vote! It takes all of 3 seconds, and she deserves it. She's a doll. She kinda looks like a young Trish Stratus.

And that, as DDP would say.... is a good thing. :D

Enjoy It While It Lasts.

Enjoy CM Punk as champ, because it might not last much longer.

Rumblings are indicating that when John Hennigan returns from his steroid suspension, he's going to be rewarded by... getting the ECW title back. For a good long reign.

Ummmmm, hi. ECW writers? Yeah, remember a few months ago when it was supposed to be Benoit vs. Punk for the vacated title? And Nitro only got in because Benoit was gone due to "family emergency" (heh)? Yeah, so where in the blue hell did this John Morrison super push title reign come from?

Furthermore... yeah, HI! Vince? Yeah, do you not realize that you're in the midst of quite possibly the biggest steroid scandal the WWE/F has ever seen? And that Jim Morrison was a drugged out hippie? While CM Punk is legit straight-edge and would be the absolute PERFECT guy to be representing your company as champion right now? My God, this stuff writes itself and you'd rather put the title back on Hennigan when he returns.

And they tell me TNA booking is bad.

It would be great if this were true.

Everything printed lately is indicating that TNA is still operating on a light schedule, but they are becoming more and more like WWE with each passing day. With the new two hour program TNA is said to be putting tighter restrictions on the talent, which is limiting their indy show appearances. Obviously Indy Shows are the real self-esteem pay off because the matches are longer and the theatrics are less.

Hernandez, Homicide, Sonjay Dutt, Chris Sabin, and the best thing to hit wrestling in years, Alex Shelley... are all in talks to leave the company, because they wish to continue their work with independent promotions and promotions in Japan. They have reportedly been ask to stay until the two hour tapings begin since they will have an opportunity for more screen time.

I hope this is true. I hope they do leave. All of them, because they have entertained fans for years with TNA now, and they are continually getting overlooked. I had a conversation with Vince Russo about this in June outside the Civic Center in Nashville, TN at the Slammiversary
PPV. Well, it was actually just me screaming at him, and him getting all pissy, but I told him that he was booking Shelley all wrong.

I so hope they leave. Shelley and Sabin especially. The current creative team is trying to find a way to introduce Nash back into action and Russo is rallying for this. On top of that, you've got them trying to get Hall back in. Yet three of the most talented wrestlers I've ever seen sit idle, and Joe has less than 12 months left on his contract, and he's not really interested in talking about resigning right now.

Wake up TNA. Reduced schedules only keep talent happy for so long. Especially when the PPVs are selling out, and you're buying television contracts. Airtime costs money.

But good talent costs more money.

That's What I'm Talkin' Bout!

Yes! Thank you Hottie McHotterson! This is exactly what I wanted!

The Rock's upcoming movie, after The Gameplan, will be Southland Tales. It's "from the Creator of Donnie Darko" and he looks like he plays some sort of whacked out hot/bad ass. Not to mention that he's reteaming with his Walking Tall Co-Star Sean William Scott. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cheri Oteri, Jon Lovitz, Kevin Smith, and Justin Timberlake are also in the movie. Justin Timberlake was amazing in Alpha Dogs, so I don't even want to hear that he's crap actor.

At one point in the trailer the Rock is in a suit with a gun in hand! This is what I've been waiting for. Thank you Rock! Thank you for delivering. I am buying what you're selling in Southland Tales!