Monday, March 9, 2009

Sonjay Dutt says Everyone Wants to be in WWE



...In other breaking news, the sky is blue! Dutt, who recently left TNA, had this to say:

"Any professional wrestler - ask everybody in TNA no matter where you are - they're going to want to be in WWE. That's the top; that's the best. Every professional wrestler deep down in their heart wants to be in WWE."

That's like saying all players in the AFL want to be stars in the NFL...it doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out! He goes on to say something about TNA having an easy schedule and the WWE schedule being crazy and hectic... basically he calls TNA the easy option, better suited to guys who have already done the crazy road life and want to kick back a little.

OH! So that's why everyone in the TNA main event scene is over 40. Now it all makes sense! Lazy motherfuckers should just go sell cars or something. Let the Motorcity Machine Guns, Beer Money, AJ Styles and guys like that do the wrestling.

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