Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Parade-amania

Yeah, it's gonna look like this.

According to articles published on wrestling-radio.com and prowrestling.net, TNA and the Bubba the Love Sponge are hosting a parade in Hulk Hogan's honor at Margaritaville in City Walk at Unversal Orlando. Said parade is being held just 24 hours before the Hulkster's triumphant January 4th return to TNA iMPACT! TNA Camera crews will be on deck to film the event, so we're likely to be graced with some footage of this momentous occasion at some point during the program.

In the words of the great Dennis Leary: "Please pull that bus to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike." We've all been watching the news reels, Dixie. Hulkamania lost its luster a long time ago, even before he spent as much time in a televised courtroom as O.J. Simpson. Please don't be upset when TNA draws a 1.5 rating like we all know it will.

1 comment:

Cory said...

I just want to follow up and say that TNA actually drew a 1.5 rating for their Monday Night iMPACT! show. Am I good, or am I good?