Hogan Wants RVD

It's no SWIIF but it'll do.


Hulk Hogan called into RVD Radio last night to kiss Rob's ass and pretty much tell him "we need you in TNA." Hogan told him this would be the best time for him to join, as he and his wife are both healthy and he's not burnt out on wrestling (and Hogan would know this how?). RVD said he was interested, and mentioned possibly bringing Sabu in with him. They also discussed Jeff Hardy, with whom Hogan said he was on the phone earlier in the day. Hogan said that he and Hardy have a crazy idea that he "guarantees" will work. Then the two had a good time poking some fun at the 6-sided ring, amongst other things. And Lord only knows what else they talked about once the show went off the air.

I'll admit, I'd mark for an RVD return. But how much longer can we keep on dredging up the old guard before there's not even any room for the new guys anymore?

Besides... Hogan? C'mon, Rob. We had Matt Bentley on our show. It's time to raise your bar, RVD. I thought you were serious about this podcasting thing.

Parade-amania

Yeah, it's gonna look like this.

According to articles published on wrestling-radio.com and prowrestling.net, TNA and the Bubba the Love Sponge are hosting a parade in Hulk Hogan's honor at Margaritaville in City Walk at Unversal Orlando. Said parade is being held just 24 hours before the Hulkster's triumphant January 4th return to TNA iMPACT! TNA Camera crews will be on deck to film the event, so we're likely to be graced with some footage of this momentous occasion at some point during the program.

In the words of the great Dennis Leary: "Please pull that bus to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike." We've all been watching the news reels, Dixie. Hulkamania lost its luster a long time ago, even before he spent as much time in a televised courtroom as O.J. Simpson. Please don't be upset when TNA draws a 1.5 rating like we all know it will.

A Message from Mr. Humility and Mr. Modesty

The man who was in court earlier this week, defending the honor of his stolen toilet seat, has predicted that his debut on TNA will draw a 3.0 rating, DOUBLE the typical ratings TNA will pull.

Seems he might be... I don't know, over estimating his own importance because word on the street is that Hulk was exhausted for his own Hulkamania tour. He was apparently hurting really bad and moved his matches to earlier in the night. After the third night, Hogan's hip went out and he and Ric Flair promo'ed on each other rather than wrestled.

I'm going to love to watch these two promoing on each other behind the safe barricade of their walkers in the coming years.

This Wasn't Smart Brother

So, Hulk Hogan is a little but distressed because his estranged wife Linda is kind of a whore, but it might not be a good idea to say things like this to the media.

Hogan tells Rolling Stone, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

I think this speaks for itself.