Thursday, March 25, 2010

Goldberg Plotting a Comeback?





Former World Heavyweight Champion and all-around mat technician Bill Goldberg has been blowing up his own twitter about a possible return with WWE.


"YES.. I am in negotiations with the WWE. Looks like 'ole Hogan and TNA missed the boat. Shame for the fans they didn't even try."
"Truth is I never thought I'd even consider it........then came my son"
"No one said I'd wrestle but the door is open again"
"Also.... If I ever did step in the ring again, I have a new tag partner. He goes by the name of 'Lights Out!!!!'"


"Lights Out," in this case, refers to San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman.

Nice to see that he's not still full of himself or anything. See, THIS is what would have gotten me excited about Bret Hart's return. I think a big part of me uncared about the Bret-Vince feud because I'd already seen that picture of them shaking hands when they mended the fence to create Bret's DVD. So for them to go back and rehash Montreal now, just seems forced and contrived. But THIS! For Bret Hart to get the chance to get in the ring with Greenberg again and punch him in his stupid tiny balls for being so inept and dangerous in the ring that he ended Bret's career with an errant kick... I would tune in every week for that shit (and this coming from a HUGE Goldberg mark back in the day. He was second only to Sting on my WCW Mark-o-meter). Goldberg WAS a phenomenon, but he was a one-trick pony. He was worse than Cena. At least Cena's got 5 moves of doom, Goldberg had the spear, the jackhammer, and a constipated scream if you could count that as number 3. I'd mark to see him come back, only because today, as a smart fan, I'd love to see this jackass get what was coming to him.

And besides, TNA doesn't need him -- they have Rob Terry. Goldberg is that old busted joint. Rob Terry is the new hotness.

3 comments:

Ash said...

I love how you call it "plotting". It sounds so malicious, like a crime against humanity...

and it kind of is when you think about. At least it'll make Cena look good.

Cory said...

Except that Rob Terry has a modern mullet. He needs to drop that shit like yesterday.

Ben McCluskey said...

Rob Terry is a hero! A Welsh hero dammit!