Saturday, March 27, 2010

A Reason to Go to Bed Early

Celebrate with us! We finished the match without needing a hip replacement!

As of late this afternoon, WWE officials have been reported to be still going over the order of the final matches in the Wrestlemania card. Sources say that the original plan was that the WWE Championship match between John Cena and Batista would be the last match of the night, however there is a growing possibility (get this) that the final match of Wrestlemania XXVI will be changed to the No Holds Barred grudge match between Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Mr. McMahon. Official word has not yet been reached on which match will close the night.

This is actually quite brilliant, if you think about it. The WWE realizes that a growing percentage of its fan base needs to be in bed early enough to be up before the bus arrives for school, so they're gearing it so that the matches no one cares about are at the end. Good ole Vince really is thinking about the kids!