Thursday, March 25, 2010

He's Just a Pretty Face



John Morrison did some online chat, that basically amounts to the equivalent of being on Chat Roulette for ten minutes, allowing himself to be interviewed by the fans. One fan asked him which Wrestlemania was his favorite, to which her responded:

"My favorite was the one in Orlando (WrestleMania 24), because it was the only one I've been on."


Of course all of the people who jumped on the bandwagon because he was in the chatroom, thought that was a crying, crying shame. So someone asked him when he thought he'd get his shot at being World Champion, instead of saying "Never", he made something up.

"Who's champion now? Cena? Ugh. Boring. Yeah, I think my time is coming. I'm rounding the corner right now in the main event parking garage, where all the spots have been taken for a really long time."


I don't know what this means? Morrison is a babyface, so if he were heel I'd say he was in character. Either Batista is so forgettable as champion, Morrison made a mistake. Or they don't let him wrestle at Wrestlemania because he can't even keep track of who the world champion is.

It looks like something like this:

*John Morrison walks into the camera frame with his US Title on his shoulder.*

John Morrison: Who's US Champ right now? Ugh. Miz?

*Stares blankly*

If you don't even care to keep track of who the World Champions in the company are, you don't deserve to be at Wrestlemania. HACK!

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