Off With Her Head!

A word of warning to those young ladies in the WWE Universe -- don't even think about having dreams and aspirations beyond WWE, or your ass is grass.

Mickie James, one of the most over babyfaces on the entire roster (not just in the women's division), was future endeavored today along with a handful of other roster cuts. No official reason has been given by WWE, though there are reports that she had been semi-disruptive on the recent European tour, showing up late for travel and so on. Plus, WWE has made no bones about their "problem" with her weight, even turning it into one of the most disgusting angles in history ("Piggy James" - and we wonder why girls in this country think they're fat when they don't look anorexic). But you have to think that it can't be coincidence that both she and Maria (also one of the most popular ladies on the roster) were released just before their secular-to-the-WWE-Universe albums dropped.

Also receiving their pink slips today were Shelton Benjamin (cause God forbid we actually GIVE him a storyline and let him run with it for more than 2 weeks), Katie Lea (who's been a sitting duck ever since Burchill was released), and perennial Smackdown J.O.B. Squad Kung Fu Naki, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Slam Master J (aka Jesse from Jesse and Festus fame).

Yet, inexplicably, Kelly Kelly still has a job.