According to some blog-like website that's freakishly dedicated to bringing you the news of all things Disney (Jim Hill Media), Disney execs were so impressed with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's good nature and willingness to work with the company while he rehabbed an ankle injury which delayed filming of his new movie, that they immediately signed him up for their "Escape to Witch Mountain" remake. Not to mention his oh-so-starrring role on Hannah Montanna wherein he received a makeover....
Gone are the days of "the jabroni beating, lalalalalalow - pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if ya'll don't like me you can kiss the people's ass!"
Gone are the days of The Rock Concert - "Leavin Sacramento... Sacramento there I go... they got some fat ass women and The Rock is gonna just say no..."
I shudder to say it, but gone are the days of The Rock's credibility as an actor. Do the safe family film once in a while, put some money in the bank, and for God's sake, son, move on! Rocky has the charisma and the badassery to be playing believable ass-kicker roles, and 3 of his next 4 movies are kid flicks.
Where, oh where, have Rock's testicles gone?
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