Back in the day, which was sometime during the Attitude Era and which was probably a Monday, because that's when the good stuff happened. Andrew Martin was a professional wrestler working for a little company called WWE. We called him Test. The only thing I remember about him was that he ran around with Trish Stratus and Albert, and they called themselves T&A. He was dating some insignifcant little being named Stephanie McMahon, I doubt you've heard of her, but stay with me.
At the same time Triple H, whose real name is Paul Levesque (pronounced Luh-veck) was dating Chyna, whose real name is Joanie Laurer... do we have this straight now? Well Triple H starts dating Stephanie McMahon and suddenly Andrew Martin and Joanie Laurer both find themselves unable to renegotiate their contracts. In other words they got fired.
Stephanie came in to power and hired Martin back for a craptastic show called ECW. I think it's on Tuesday nights. He lasted less than six months, and he got fired - again.
Martin decided to be smart and missing his days with T&A, he decided to go to TNA. He was there all of three months and was released today. He will have an opportunity to return when he loses muscle mass. TNA has reason to believe he's on steroids.
Eh, whatever. I had originally planned on writing "Test got fired for the third time and I still don't care." Yeah, I'm sticking with that.
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