John Cena Doesn't Even Know How To Give The Finger

Silly dolt. You have to put all your OTHER fingers down first!


Anyway.

So, Cena retained his title yet again last night at whatever lame boring ass PPV the WWE suckered a bunch of people into paying money for. Only this time, bah gawd, he lost! A more-or-less intentional DQ, when he got Orton into the corner and wouldn't let up, shoved the ref out of the way a few times, and got DQ'd. Then Cena Sr. got pulled out of the crowd by Orton again, which led to Cena Jr. getting ahold of Orton and putting him into the I-Don't-Know-How-To-Do-The-STF-But-I-Grunt-And-Look-Constipated-So-It-Looks-Painful-Anyway, so Daddy can run down and kick Orton in the head like Orton did to him. Yay, poetic justice!

The only good thing about this ending was that for once, it leaves a feud open. It's not like when he blatantly buried Khali so badly they had to send him back to Smackdown again, or did the same to Edge, or any of his 10,000 clean victories over anybody and everybody. Maybe there's still hope for Orton yet. Or maybe somebody in UnCreative is wisening up and realizing that turning Cena, not necessarily to a heel but at least to a selfish heelish tweener, can lead to some new and interesting burials... er, one-month feuds that lead nowhere.

In conclusion, YAY JAWN CENER!