Anyone watch Raw yet? Of course you have. Good. Then you'll know that Hornswoggle was revealed to be Vince McMahon's "bastard son." So now Vince has fathered a slut, a pussy, and a midget? Oh, my, god! *Pretend shocked face* Great thinking, WWE...give this storyline to someone who is NEVER going to headline the company and is NEVER going to be the future of the business. Give it to a comedy character, just for your own amusement.
Well, at least it wasn't Triple H. That would just be a bazillion kinds of wrong, since in kayfabe terms he was married to Stephanie McMahon for two years. Would we actually be led to believe that poor Hunter's mother allowed him to do this, and one day she wouldn't have turned about and said "I'm really sorry, son, but I have to tell you...you're fucking your sister"? I shudder at the thought.
There is, however, one possible way the angle could be saved. Does anyone else think that after a few weeks of comedy segments between Vince and Hornswoggle, Triple H will reveal that he "switched" the DNA samples to play a joke on Vince, and that Kennedy was the illegitimate son all along? He did appear to be smiling an awful lot... that's always a sign that he's up to no good! And after that, Kennedy will get his super push, and possibly a spot in the Wrestlemania main event with Triple H... even after being found guilty of not only taking steroids, but lying about it in a recent interview, and putting over the Wellness Policy and it's effectiveness, therefore making himself and the WWE look like a laughing stock. Don't you love the way WWE punishes it's wrong-doers?
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