Sunday, January 17, 2010

There Are No Divas Here... except Hall and Waltman


Oozing more than machismo these days...


According to Nick Paglino at WrestleZone, sources within TNA are saying that Scott Hall is claiming a groin injury and is off of tonight's Genesis card. The real reason? He recently put on his wrestling trunks for the first time and was concerned at how his body looked and begged to be removed from the card. The spot went to Waltman, but he sounds a little iffy as well. The contingency plan is to slot Eric Young in the spot if Waltman no-shows.

Here's how I imagine this all went down:

Scott Hall: Hey yo. Do these trunks make me look fat?
Kevin Nash: No, your face does.
Scott Hall: Uhhhh.... *runs away crying*
Sean Waltman: I, uh... better go check on him. Yeah... *looks around nervously before sprinting after Hall*
Kevin Nash: ....shit.
Eric Young: *pops up from behind garbage can* I can has spot in nwo?! :D
Kevin Nash: ....shit.

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